YAY I AM BLOGGING AGAIN
how did you guys miss me
anyway. I have been watching some random China drama (apparently their Chinese standard is better than other- rather expected, though) and it's about the era when there were dynasties and I think it was 清朝 with 雍正皇帝 or something :D And it's quite funny, amusing when they quarrel. But the way they fight- it's just BURN BWAHAHAHA because they're really good at secretly hurting people, hinting things and beating around the bush and stuff. And there was this one scene: XD
松公公:奴才最该万死!
皇帝:不必了,你这种人死一回便足够了。
And the concubines actually have ranks and whatnot! And they always say things like, "这是自然的" and "都怪 臣妾/奴婢 嘴笨" and also "失宠了". It's quite funny I think I can reply to people aptly with these lines.
Friends: Why am I always the one chosen D:
Me: 这是自然的。
Friends: You shouldn't have said that!
Me: 都怪奴婢嘴笨。
Friends: I'm so bored. My friend just abandoned me.
Me: 失宠了,失宠了。
Friends: Would you like coffee?
Me: 那是自然的。
Friends: What are you doing- what?
Me: 这是自然的。
Friends: Why don't you ever go out?
Me: 这是自然的。
Friends: Oh, you don't say.
Me: 这是自然的。
Friends: Why do you have a- potato on your table-
Me: 这是自然的。
Mom: Go do your homework.
Me: 如今,我竟然落到了这个下场,失宠了。失宠了。
Wait, what? Anyway, that was just to prove my point that you can practically answer every single question with "这是自然的。" No matter how weird it sounds.
...
This is when you stretch your arms across walls and continents and pat my back before unplugging my computer. And then you will whisper, "it's time to stop posting."
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Monday, 3 December 2012
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Sunday, 26 August 2012
one-shot on Johnlock~ :D
I should be getting on with exhibition research and crap but I'm not in the mood to examine every single line of Edgar Allan Poe's lovely scholarly poem.
Chews on mango pudding.
I like pudding.
Now I shall gather something from my !nspiration box!
And hopefully it won't be crap.
Conditions:
"Everything linked up to one big shit of a mistake"
... how emo was I when I wrote this condition.
HERE IS BEGINS!~~~~~~~ warning: ANGST, JOHNLOCK (slight hints of homosexuality)
Chews on mango pudding.
I like pudding.
Now I shall gather something from my !nspiration box!
And hopefully it won't be crap.
Conditions:
"Everything linked up to one big shit of a mistake"
... how emo was I when I wrote this condition.
HERE IS BEGINS!~~~~~~~ warning: ANGST, JOHNLOCK (slight hints of homosexuality)
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Saturday, 18 August 2012
Today was April's fool. Silly girl.
Four poems, each a lie.
teasingly so-
and then once they're done flirting with you,
they go away.
evaporate, leaving no traces behind-
not at all.))
and in the end
we're all april's fool.
trapped in the summer heat-(or is it spring,autumn, winter)
jumping around in imaginary seasons
that put a slight spring (spring!) to our steps
and yet the heat presses down on us again.
time gently accentuates our features-
painting blemishes and little etchings over
our faces and
arms and
beautiful varicose legs and
our whitened--frizzy hair.
and in the end
we're nothing but white
white bones that break and
creak under
pressure of gravity.
-and under ground too-
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Friday, 10 August 2012
A poem about Mary-Sues. From the "Inspiration" drawer.
It's been long since I've done anything productive.
So there. I shall pick out something from my "!nspiration" box aaaannnddddd.
._____________.
WHUT.
Conditions:
So there. I shall pick out something from my "!nspiration" box aaaannnddddd.
._____________.
WHUT.
Conditions:
- write a poem
- about Mary-Sues
- Genre is fantasy
- There must be no sarcasm
- Use these words: "stickers" and "crab"
O.O
Do I have to?
Mary-Sue
Mary-Sue, Mary-Sue,
all stickers and all lovely beaus.
Shall we eat steak, I moo'ed.
But fluffy ponies are so beautiful, too!
This poem makes no sense,
Oh but Mary-Sue's great at defense
Even though she's not worth ten cents--
On a totally random topic, whales jump over fences.
Mary-Sue, Mary-Sue,
Oh how you do burn, ravishing like ponies too!
Tell me how you avoid crabs, please do.
And sip some tea while I boo!
Conclusions are always so hefty,
Even as Mary-Sue judges so fairly,
Eating a cheescake with some berries,
I'm suspecting my mind's sanity.
~END~
THAT BURNS.
IT WAS HORRIBLE.
WHY DID I EVEN WRITE THOSE CONDITIONS?
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Saturday, 14 July 2012
theory-wise, we are all scary.
THIS IS SCARING ME.
On the surface, I have 7 followers.
BUT WHEN I CLICK ON THE TAB.
IT SHOWS 6.
whoareyoustalker?whoareyou.
error 404. the following data cannot be retrieved. please refresh the page. nah, don't try that. the blogger is just too shocked to type anything.
I AM BEING STALKED :D
...
but anyway, it's probably just some computing error :D
let's hear my theory on scary stalker people.
people = destroyers of nature = monsters = scary.
got it? moving on.
scary = scary.
duh.
stalkers = dangerous (potential's there, anyways) = scary
in algebra, we take ab as a x b.
so...
scarystalkerpeople = scary x stalker x people.
taking into account the above,
it's:
scary x scary x scary, which would make:
scary-cubed.
WHICH IS REALLY SCARY.
...
but we could add a few 'scary's in front.
oh well.
THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME. :D
yay.
I have a headache, so I don't feel like doing Math.
MATH MATH MATH.
NAG NAG NAG.
almost the same.
factors of math seep into brains and lead stray thoughts of potatoism into minds.
lalala.
On the surface, I have 7 followers.
BUT WHEN I CLICK ON THE TAB.
IT SHOWS 6.
whoareyoustalker?whoareyou.
error 404. the following data cannot be retrieved. please refresh the page. nah, don't try that. the blogger is just too shocked to type anything.
I AM BEING STALKED :D
...
but anyway, it's probably just some computing error :D
let's hear my theory on scary stalker people.
people = destroyers of nature = monsters = scary.
got it? moving on.
scary = scary.
duh.
stalkers = dangerous (potential's there, anyways) = scary
in algebra, we take ab as a x b.
so...
scarystalkerpeople = scary x stalker x people.
taking into account the above,
it's:
scary x scary x scary, which would make:
scary-cubed.
WHICH IS REALLY SCARY.
...
but we could add a few 'scary's in front.
oh well.
THIS WAS A WASTE OF TIME. :D
yay.
I have a headache, so I don't feel like doing Math.
MATH MATH MATH.
NAG NAG NAG.
almost the same.
factors of math seep into brains and lead stray thoughts of potatoism into minds.
lalala.
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Tuesday, 10 July 2012
rantrantrant
There's going to be only about 7 CCA sessions before the sec 4s go.
...
This is kinda sad.
Actually, very sad. Is this some kind of ritual they go through every single year?
Well--I guess they do have to prepare for finals. STILL.
And CCA is going to end so soon. So SOON.
Aaaaand, we'll be sec 2s and we will have RESPONSIBILITY.
Not very fun, to be exact.
I WILL DO ANOTHER CCA MURO DRAWING! :D
...soon.
I will miss you, Marina [Bay] :')
Project Steampunk--accelerated!!!!
On the double! :D
-will be postponed to after EOYs. WHY IS THERE BLOCK TEST 3? WHY. WHY.
I JUST DID A ((SHERLOCK)) OBSERVATION OF MARINA. I AM SO AWESOME :D
...
This is kinda sad.
Actually, very sad. Is this some kind of ritual they go through every single year?
Well--I guess they do have to prepare for finals. STILL.
And CCA is going to end so soon. So SOON.
Aaaaand, we'll be sec 2s and we will have RESPONSIBILITY.
Not very fun, to be exact.
I WILL DO ANOTHER CCA MURO DRAWING! :D
...soon.
I will miss you, Marina [Bay] :')
Project Steampunk--accelerated!!!!
On the double! :D
-will be postponed to after EOYs. WHY IS THERE BLOCK TEST 3? WHY. WHY.
I JUST DID A ((SHERLOCK)) OBSERVATION OF MARINA. I AM SO AWESOME :D
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Friday, 22 June 2012
"I SAY THAT CHEESE BURGERS SHOULD COST MORE THAN GOLD!" -facepalm-
I was buying cheese burgers and was walking past a jewellery shop. Then I thought about someone robbing me of money (y'know, the standard "money or your life" gag) and I hugged the cheese burger tighter. Then it came to me...
Me: I think cheese burgers should cost more than gold. Why do people even want to buy gold anyway? It's useless. It just sits around there--not fluffy or cute--and sparkles. While the cheese burger can sustain life, the gold just sits there doing nothing. Why do people think that gold should cost a lot?
Sis: Well, people like gold. And besides, it's a rare metal that needs to be dug up from the ground.
Me: But it doesn't do anything! And it's pretty much useless. Why do people even bother digging them up? Shouldn't cheese burger be of a higher value? Why are they so cheap? I'm not complaining, of course, just... isn't it weird?
Sis: Well, if you put it that way, most humans are weird. Perhaps it's because it's very rare and pretty, can be used for decorative purposes? Besides, people have already set the standards. Gold is worth a lot of money, even if it just sits there and do nothing.
Me: ... Still, if we're actually talking about decorative art or something like that, a few twigs and leaves can do the trick, right? Why do they want something that... that...is completely useless? The cheese burger can sustain human lives!
Sis: Still, gold is bright coloured and it's prettier. Look at carvings on gold--don't they look exquisite and intricate? Whereas twigs are of a darker shade of brown, hence it's much more difficult to spot the patterns--if you ever did carve into them. That's why gold is much more favoured.
Me: ... But gold is useless. And it causes war and trouble. It causes greed. Whereas the cheese burger makes people happy!
Sis: But after you eat it, it's gone, isn't it? Look at a cheese burger and gold. The cheese burger will rot soon, while the gold can last a long time.
Me: Then, talking in rarity, the cheese burger wins!
Sis : ... -facepalm-
Aaaaand, the winner is...
CHEESE BURGER!
TEAM CHEESE BURGER, WHOO! :D
... we ate it anyway.
Me: I think cheese burgers should cost more than gold. Why do people even want to buy gold anyway? It's useless. It just sits around there--not fluffy or cute--and sparkles. While the cheese burger can sustain life, the gold just sits there doing nothing. Why do people think that gold should cost a lot?
Sis: Well, people like gold. And besides, it's a rare metal that needs to be dug up from the ground.
Me: But it doesn't do anything! And it's pretty much useless. Why do people even bother digging them up? Shouldn't cheese burger be of a higher value? Why are they so cheap? I'm not complaining, of course, just... isn't it weird?
Sis: Well, if you put it that way, most humans are weird. Perhaps it's because it's very rare and pretty, can be used for decorative purposes? Besides, people have already set the standards. Gold is worth a lot of money, even if it just sits there and do nothing.
Me: ... Still, if we're actually talking about decorative art or something like that, a few twigs and leaves can do the trick, right? Why do they want something that... that...is completely useless? The cheese burger can sustain human lives!
Sis: Still, gold is bright coloured and it's prettier. Look at carvings on gold--don't they look exquisite and intricate? Whereas twigs are of a darker shade of brown, hence it's much more difficult to spot the patterns--if you ever did carve into them. That's why gold is much more favoured.
Me: ... But gold is useless. And it causes war and trouble. It causes greed. Whereas the cheese burger makes people happy!
Sis: But after you eat it, it's gone, isn't it? Look at a cheese burger and gold. The cheese burger will rot soon, while the gold can last a long time.
Me: Then, talking in rarity, the cheese burger wins!
Sis : ... -facepalm-
Aaaaand, the winner is...
CHEESE BURGER!
TEAM CHEESE BURGER, WHOO! :D
... we ate it anyway.
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Wednesday, 13 June 2012
Dedicated to Jernana
Oh god.
I well, kinda, remembered that it was Jernana's birthday yesterday and I had somehow managed to stumble away for some unknown reason--out of my life and consciousness (I swear that stupid unicorn song managed to hypnotise me into donut land for no reason)
Okay. I kinda wanted to make up for it but I don't really know how. T.T
JERNANA! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! ♥♥♥
Okay, that doesn't seem as fair to Eilun... So...
Jerry, share half of it with Eilun :D
Yay~
So I created tagline for both of you~
Eilun's one: EILUN--JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED
Jernana's one: JERNANA--THE ONLY SOLUTION
:D
yay~~~ :D
Oh yeah, some of the words are randomly highlighted to celebrate the yellowism.
So here's the cheer:
All the red, blue and purple wanna be like me,
YELLOWISM~ :D
For more yellowism, click here: YELLOWISM FRENZY
Sankiew!
Here, have a Banana-flavoured waffle :D
I well, kinda, remembered that it was Jernana's birthday yesterday and I had somehow managed to stumble away for some unknown reason--out of my life and consciousness (I swear that stupid unicorn song managed to hypnotise me into donut land for no reason)
Okay. I kinda wanted to make up for it but I don't really know how. T.T
JERNANA! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! ♥♥♥
Okay, that doesn't seem as fair to Eilun... So...
Jerry, share half of it with Eilun :D
Yay~
So I created tagline for both of you~
Eilun's one: EILUN--JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED
Jernana's one: JERNANA--THE ONLY SOLUTION
:D
yay~~~ :D
Oh yeah, some of the words are randomly highlighted to celebrate the yellowism.
So here's the cheer:
All the red, blue and purple wanna be like me,
YELLOWISM~ :D
For more yellowism, click here: YELLOWISM FRENZY
Sankiew!
Here, have a Banana-flavoured waffle :D
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Tuesday, 5 June 2012
♫♫♫ ♥ 066s5c 5s f6r the s643 ♥ ♫♫♫
H5! 5 have dec5ded t6 ty*e 5n c6de beca4se 5 352e 5t and...
5t's rea33y rather f4n, what say y64+
b4t 06st 6f 5t 5s rea33y, rea33y easy t6 f5g4re 64t. ☺y64 d6n't say+
n6w, n6w, y64 0ay th5n2 why 6n earth 5 a0 d65ng th5s, b4t 5t's rea33y 14st f6r enterta5nt0ent *4r*6ses. *rec5se3y, 5 a0 rather... we5rd ☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻ 0ay we a33 35ve 5n har06ny! *eace t6 the w6r3d!
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Yay, now I have been magically revived...
Yesh, there will be no more failed codings!
I shall speak in-- hopefully-- good English and present to you my upcoming play.
Why, I am indeed feeling rather egoistic right now. :D
That is never a good sign, but oh, what can I do?
/egomoment/
I have really no idea what my new play is going to be called, but it may be a little crude and offending.
/stares around furtively/
Hm, but let's have a look at how it's like till now.
Cutscenes:
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
5t's rea33y rather f4n, what say y64+
b4t 06st 6f 5t 5s rea33y, rea33y easy t6 f5g4re 64t. ☺y64 d6n't say+
n6w, n6w, y64 0ay th5n2 why 6n earth 5 a0 d65ng th5s, b4t 5t's rea33y 14st f6r enterta5nt0ent *4r*6ses. *rec5se3y, 5 a0 rather... we5rd ☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻ 0ay we a33 35ve 5n har06ny! *eace t6 the w6r3d!
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Yay, now I have been magically revived...
Yesh, there will be no more failed codings!
I shall speak in-- hopefully-- good English and present to you my upcoming play.
Why, I am indeed feeling rather egoistic right now. :D
That is never a good sign, but oh, what can I do?
/egomoment/
I have really no idea what my new play is going to be called, but it may be a little crude and offending.
/stares around furtively/
Hm, but let's have a look at how it's like till now.
Cutscenes:
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
MICHAELA
What? Oh, hello, Mason.
MASON [swiftly grabs the cigarette from CATHY]
Oh, hello there. You know it isn't good for you, Cathy.
CATHY
Since when did you give a damn about me? Give me back the damned
cigarette you--
MASON
What will it be this time? "Moronic idiot"? That still sounds
hilarious.
CATHY [mumbling]
Filthy mongrel.
MINDY
Aunt Caaaaaathy!
CATHY
What now, Min-Min? And I'm not deaf.
MINDY [scowls]
No more calling me that! Where's Daddy?
CATHY [in a subdued voice]
Killing people.
[aloud]
Oh, he's working.
♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫
Okay, that's it.
I can't reveal any more of the failure-of-a-play them because it would spoil the whole plot and they aren't really... sensitive parts so it should be okay! :D
/realises what I said/
oh...
/shudders/
I hope that doesn't mean that the rest of the failure-of-a- play is... censored...
...
oh what have I done.
/ego crushed/
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Thursday, 31 May 2012
Everything is going to be "bad translator"-ed
THIS IS GOING TO BE A RANDOM POST ABOUT BAD TRANSLATORS.
Why, some people do post about "a list of guest artists".
Ahem, I have no sponsor by the way. This blog is not sponsored. I thought that was clear enough.
You, you what? I am the rightful owner of this blog, of this blog! How dare you!
What "Knights of Code"? And "Process"? Are you a robot--wait, you are a programme.
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "this kind of work"?
"On a dark and stormy night" is how we usually start our stories. But as it seem. You are not usual.
No, and I will never install it. NEVER.
When I am--what. I am not going to install "e" or whatever it is. Also, "NEVER" rules out the possibility of actually installing whatever that crap is. T.T
Facepalm.
_________UN"BAD TRANSLATOR"-ABLE LINE_______
Okay, *glances around furtively*
Good.
T.T
Just don't... 'palm' your computer screen in a bid to "palm page".
T.T
okay. :D
THIS IS THE 123th POST :D:D
WHEEEEEEEE
harharhar.
This was so funny~
I should do this some other time. :D
Ollie~ :D
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Monday, 28 May 2012
Shameless advertising :D
Okay.
So here.
Well, Brig asked me to help her advertise her blogshop :D
So here's the URL: https://www.facebook.com/partaerawkbs
AND SUSCRIBE/ADD HER AS FRIEND PLEASE :D
yay, my job is done~
If you have done as mentioned above...
HAVE A BANANA FLAVOURED COOKIE :D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I ATE THE COOKIE. TOO LATE :D
Wow, such a colourful post :D
So here.
Well, Brig asked me to help her advertise her blogshop :D
So here's the URL: https://www.facebook.com/partaerawkbs
AND SUSCRIBE/ADD HER AS FRIEND PLEASE :D
yay, my job is done~
If you have done as mentioned above...
HAVE A BANANA FLAVOURED COOKIE :D
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credits belong to some person who I don't know :D But it's a cute pic :D shamelessly advertising "emo love" as well~ |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I ATE THE COOKIE. TOO LATE :D
Wow, such a colourful post :D
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More shuffle quizzes and a touch of fanvirus :D
I'mma following Clarinet's post :D
Credits to whoever who created this template thingy :D
1. First song is my overall theme song
If I Die Young-- The Band Perry.
Uhh.... EARLY DEATH! *le gasp* But it's a nice song and it's based on an awesome poem. So I don't mind~! Now I get an excuse to buy more satin~ Ooh, silky fabric. :D
2. Second Song plays when I see my friends
Tell Your World-- Hatsune Miku.
ZOMB. I LOVE THIS SONG :D ... am I thanking them for making me... me...? T.T
3. Third is the wedding song
Stereo Hearts-- Gym Class Heroes.
... Ooh, kinky. >:D Lol, but seriously though. D'awww. The meaning is rather sweet... in a curt way. :D
4. Fourth is my travelling song while camping
(AN: LET'S GET DORA THE EXPLORER'S THEME SONG!) Karakuri Pierrot-- Hatsune Miku. D'awww, what a sweet--wait. It's such a sad song. IT MAKES NO SENSE! Hey, that means that I'm actually a puppet played by some unknown person. *le gasp* I get it! I has been used by some random unknown faceless guy! *le gasp*... KILL HIM~
5. Fifth is what plays when I destroy a horcrux
Just A Kiss-- Lady Antebellum.
...
Uh. So I'mma kiss the horcrux before I kill it? (Because "Saying Goodnight" can mean saying farewells to a deceased/or someone who's gonna get killed) EWW NO. What if it's like Voldy--with hairy legs? XD *inside joke*
6. Sixth is the alarm that sounds when I enter hogsmeade
Party Rock Anthem-- LMFAO Feat. Lauren Bennett and Goon Rock.
XD TROLOLOLOLOLOL! Why this song~ Is it because "EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLING"? Lol, lookie, theultimatechibifyier is here, so let's shuffle~ I'm so honoured to have my personal anthem sung for me XD
7. Seventh (!) Song plays when the Order of the Phoenix arrives
Spice!-- Kagamine Len.
Oh you shuffle list... Y U PICK ALL THE WEIRD SONGS? Ugh. Okay, so I'mma condense the meaning of "Spice!" into a few words:
It's about a guy liking his sister but in order to kinda forget that love, he starts a harem. Then it ends with a vague ending that hints that...that...that... incest occurred.
... *inserts troll face* I do believe that the Order of the Phoenix is not a harem.
8. Eight song plays during the battle of hogwarts
Because Of You-- Kelly Clarkson.
No comment. Because of youuuuuuuuu~this war started, Harry, m'boy.
9. Ninth song plays when Voldemort dies (I shudder to think of the prospects of this song.)
Glad You Came-- The Wanted.
... Yes, Harry m'boy, I am glad you came to kill off this nose-less fella. (BWAHAHAHAHA. Clarinet: The dark lord does not rely on such muggle indecisive--*gets killed*)
On the other hand, it's a really... ahemdirty/meaninglessahem song.
10. Tenth song plays over the end credits
Hirai Hirai--Hatsune Miku.
Aww. And hence. I shall insert this song over here for you to listen to :D
I'm such a nice person, eh?
If you haven't noticed, look at the picture at the top of this blog :D (below the title)
Credits to whoever who created this template thingy :D

1. First song is my overall theme song
If I Die Young-- The Band Perry.
Uhh.... EARLY DEATH! *le gasp* But it's a nice song and it's based on an awesome poem. So I don't mind~! Now I get an excuse to buy more satin~ Ooh, silky fabric. :D
2. Second Song plays when I see my friends
Tell Your World-- Hatsune Miku.
ZOMB. I LOVE THIS SONG :D ... am I thanking them for making me... me...? T.T
3. Third is the wedding song
Stereo Hearts-- Gym Class Heroes.
... Ooh, kinky. >:D Lol, but seriously though. D'awww. The meaning is rather sweet... in a curt way. :D
4. Fourth is my travelling song while camping
(AN: LET'S GET DORA THE EXPLORER'S THEME SONG!) Karakuri Pierrot-- Hatsune Miku. D'awww, what a sweet--wait. It's such a sad song. IT MAKES NO SENSE! Hey, that means that I'm actually a puppet played by some unknown person. *le gasp* I get it! I has been used by some random unknown faceless guy! *le gasp*... KILL HIM~
5. Fifth is what plays when I destroy a horcrux
Just A Kiss-- Lady Antebellum.
...
Uh. So I'mma kiss the horcrux before I kill it? (Because "Saying Goodnight" can mean saying farewells to a deceased/or someone who's gonna get killed) EWW NO. What if it's like Voldy--with hairy legs? XD *inside joke*
6. Sixth is the alarm that sounds when I enter hogsmeade
Party Rock Anthem-- LMFAO Feat. Lauren Bennett and Goon Rock.
XD TROLOLOLOLOLOL! Why this song~ Is it because "EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLING"? Lol, lookie, theultimatechibifyier is here, so let's shuffle~ I'm so honoured to have my personal anthem sung for me XD
7. Seventh (!) Song plays when the Order of the Phoenix arrives
Spice!-- Kagamine Len.
Oh you shuffle list... Y U PICK ALL THE WEIRD SONGS? Ugh. Okay, so I'mma condense the meaning of "Spice!" into a few words:
It's about a guy liking his sister but in order to kinda forget that love, he starts a harem. Then it ends with a vague ending that hints that...that...that... incest occurred.
... *inserts troll face* I do believe that the Order of the Phoenix is not a harem.
8. Eight song plays during the battle of hogwarts
Because Of You-- Kelly Clarkson.
No comment. Because of youuuuuuuuu~this war started, Harry, m'boy.
9. Ninth song plays when Voldemort dies (I shudder to think of the prospects of this song.)
Glad You Came-- The Wanted.
... Yes, Harry m'boy, I am glad you came to kill off this nose-less fella. (BWAHAHAHAHA. Clarinet: The dark lord does not rely on such muggle indecisive--*gets killed*)
On the other hand, it's a really... ahemdirty/meaninglessahem song.
10. Tenth song plays over the end credits
Hirai Hirai--Hatsune Miku.
Aww. And hence. I shall insert this song over here for you to listen to :D
I'm such a nice person, eh?
If you haven't noticed, look at the picture at the top of this blog :D (below the title)
It's a really nice song and calming, apparently. I prefer the duet version of this sung with Len Kagamine and it's up to you to check it out.
CHECK IT OUT.
THE FANVIRUS WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU WILL CHECK IT OUT.
Miku X Len :D
Miku X Len :D
Miku X Len <3
MIKU X LEN
MIKU X LEN
MIKU X LEN <3<3<3<3<3
Brainwashed?
Good :D (apparently, I has been brainwashed to this extent as well~)
Here's a warning: Do not click if you're allergic to Anti- Rin X Len :D
Or if you're allergic to rabid fangirling and illogical reasoning :D
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Sunday, 27 May 2012
Cocktail
Just... trying something out for fun :D
Trollers gonna troll~
_________________________________________________________________________________
Cocktail
In synch we
float
around the
sticky, thick web of love
under swirling
currents that melt and molt to form passion
do you not
see--the scarlet deformity of jealousy
and thicket
of lusting silk-- the epitome of desire
flickering
and flashing,
desiring
the thicket of silk and lusting
with
jealousy--the deformed scarlet sight.
Passion
melts and molts into swirling currents
that lie
thickly over the loving--sticky--web,
which we
float on in synch.
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Saturday, 26 May 2012
Clarry the Berry :D (Tomatoes gonna tomate)
clarry berry.
Y U SO CUTE.
I ahemforcedahem Clarinet to create a blog (she was trying to create a hilarious meme about Darth Vader and Draco Malfoy but that's another matter.)
So I was telling her (Clarinet, I can't really remember the exact contents of our conversation but it was roughly like that):
ME: Uhh, *points to screen* so you can do this and change the post font and all...
Clarry Berry: Oh. Yay :D
ME: Oh, then--
Clarry Berry: Can I see my blog?
ME: Uh, *points to screen* yeah, so you can press this button and...
BLOG APPEARS :D
ME: Yep, so this is how it looks like and then later you can change the Blog title font--
Clarry Berry: When?
...
...
ZOMB.
That was so cute that I started laughing. Indeed, most people don't react this way--it was a surprise :D
I'm gonna link up your blog to mine too~
And Eilun.
You know that I linked your blog to mine (by the gadget named something like "Blog List") and every time you change your URL...
I has to change it as well.
...
Okay :D Nao it's all rainbow and fluffie ponies.
And I read a commentary on the Fanfic titled "My Immortal" by a (supposed) troll. In that fanfic, there are weird names and strange plotlines. I'm not sure if you've heard of it, but since you have some expertise in the Harry Potter fanfiction area...
Well, that was random :D
*goes off to lalaland~*
Y U SO CUTE.
I ahemforcedahem Clarinet to create a blog (she was trying to create a hilarious meme about Darth Vader and Draco Malfoy but that's another matter.)
So I was telling her (Clarinet, I can't really remember the exact contents of our conversation but it was roughly like that):
ME: Uhh, *points to screen* so you can do this and change the post font and all...
Clarry Berry: Oh. Yay :D
ME: Oh, then--
Clarry Berry: Can I see my blog?
ME: Uh, *points to screen* yeah, so you can press this button and...
BLOG APPEARS :D
ME: Yep, so this is how it looks like and then later you can change the Blog title font--
Clarry Berry: When?
...
...
ZOMB.
That was so cute that I started laughing. Indeed, most people don't react this way--it was a surprise :D
I'm gonna link up your blog to mine too~
And Eilun.
You know that I linked your blog to mine (by the gadget named something like "Blog List") and every time you change your URL...
I has to change it as well.
...
Okay :D Nao it's all rainbow and fluffie ponies.
And I read a commentary on the Fanfic titled "My Immortal" by a (supposed) troll. In that fanfic, there are weird names and strange plotlines. I'm not sure if you've heard of it, but since you have some expertise in the Harry Potter fanfiction area...
Well, that was random :D
*goes off to lalaland~*
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Thursday, 24 May 2012
Mocha-filled waffle
WARNING: THIS POST IS FILLED WITH THE ESSENCE OF STUPIDITY. Snape forced it down my throat.
ahahahahahahahaha.
I drank a can of iced mocha just now, but it was not cold so I poured it into a cup and added ice. So maybe it's iced CUP mocha? T.T
ahahahahahahahaha...
You just got trolled.
ZOMB I LOVE MOCHA!
AND IT MAKES ME GO CRAZYYYYY
LIKE A DRUNKARD >.>
no, I'm not alcoholic.
Oh gawd, my head hurts now.
it feels like a hangover.
aww, crap. I FORGOT TAT I HAD THE FEAR WRITING CHALLENGE TO DO. I PROMISED MYSELF... AARGH. I AM SO FAIL!T>T
But yes my head is hurting so I'll excuse myself from writing--
random voice: YOU CHEATER SCUM
...
I made an amazing discovery: When you highlight the post of a blog... it appears that there are lines for the post! It's like a notebook, except neater with customised fonts.
My head hurts. I should go ahead and type out the play.
but my head hurts.
Oh crap-- it's like some stupid little whirlpool swirling about in my head and crashing away--
I SHALL NEVER DRINK MOCHA AGAIN.
HEY, GUESS WHAT? THEY RAN OUT OF WOBBLING JELLIES. THIS IS SUCH A SAD AND TRAGIC TALE! TT^TT I WANT MY JELLY~
...
Where is the caffeine that's supposed to make me feel less guilty? I SLACKED. (productively, I hope.)
And Clarinet and I made a dance for the Tennis Ball parody song~ It was so funny. And fail.
And she couldn't believe that I was in gymnastics for a period of time.
TOMATOES GONNA TOMATE :D
yay.
... curse you, mocha.
I wonder who can find the secret messages in this blog post... <--CENSORED :D
And so the waffle lived unhappily ever after.
Mocha~
THIS POST IS SO ANGSTY. :O
ahahahahahahahaha.
I drank a can of iced mocha just now, but it was not cold so I poured it into a cup and added ice. So maybe it's iced CUP mocha? T.T
ahahahahahahahaha...
You just got trolled.
ZOMB I LOVE MOCHA!
AND IT MAKES ME GO CRAZYYYYY
LIKE A DRUNKARD >.>
no, I'm not alcoholic.
Oh gawd, my head hurts now.
it feels like a hangover.
aww, crap. I FORGOT TAT I HAD THE FEAR WRITING CHALLENGE TO DO. I PROMISED MYSELF... AARGH. I AM SO FAIL!T>T
But yes my head is hurting so I'll excuse myself from writing--
random voice: YOU CHEATER SCUM
...
I made an amazing discovery: When you highlight the post of a blog... it appears that there are lines for the post! It's like a notebook, except neater with customised fonts.
My head hurts. I should go ahead and type out the play.
but my head hurts.
Oh crap-- it's like some stupid little whirlpool swirling about in my head and crashing away--
I SHALL NEVER DRINK MOCHA AGAIN.
HEY, GUESS WHAT? THEY RAN OUT OF WOBBLING JELLIES. THIS IS SUCH A SAD AND TRAGIC TALE! TT^TT I WANT MY JELLY~
...
Where is the caffeine that's supposed to make me feel less guilty? I SLACKED. (productively, I hope.)
And Clarinet and I made a dance for the Tennis Ball parody song~ It was so funny. And fail.
And she couldn't believe that I was in gymnastics for a period of time.
TOMATOES GONNA TOMATE :D
yay.
... curse you, mocha.
And so the waffle lived unhappily ever after.
Mocha~
THIS POST IS SO ANGSTY. :O
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Wednesday, 23 May 2012
Moosic :D
Minor warning:
I am not a K-pop fan (well, I wouldn't really say that I'm a hater, because that's just unreasonable), hence please do not mind if I do not worship the ground that your idols step on. Admittedly, I do listen to K-pop sometimes--SeeU's I=Fantasy is rather... abstract, in my view.
If you do not agree with me, there's no need to get too... enraged because everybody has their own views on matters. :D Though I may be a zombie-marshmallow-banana-waffle-goldfish-giraffe-ninjapenguin thingy, I still has a brain of my own (Pretty contradictory, isn't it?)
If you are those people who... hate people who do not agree with you, please do not click for more pencil shavings!
I am not a K-pop fan (well, I wouldn't really say that I'm a hater, because that's just unreasonable), hence please do not mind if I do not worship the ground that your idols step on. Admittedly, I do listen to K-pop sometimes--SeeU's I=Fantasy is rather... abstract, in my view.
If you do not agree with me, there's no need to get too... enraged because everybody has their own views on matters. :D Though I may be a zombie-marshmallow-banana-waffle-goldfish-giraffe-ninjapenguin thingy, I still has a brain of my own (Pretty contradictory, isn't it?)
If you are those people who... hate people who do not agree with you, please do not click for more pencil shavings!
Saturday, 19 May 2012
Open House 2012
This is so copied from the other blog! But it doesn't have really much of a difference, except that some parts are cancelled out because...
Some seniors know my blog url.
...
And more edits are done~ (adding on of stuff. :D)
:D
Warning, may include:
Some seniors know my blog url.
...
And more edits are done~ (adding on of stuff. :D)
:D
Warning, may include:
- senior
swho have gone mad from too much mocha - lame-ity streak
- Obsessive fangirling over cute pony-giraffe-llama plush toys
- Pure fluff and happiness (Jerry told me that since "fluff'' meant romantic in fanfiction, then Eilun's hair is romantic :D)
- banana riddles
- awesome lot of song making
- troll face inducing actions
- embarrassing acts
- imperfect grammar and stuff. (like: "I has no brains"... but it's a tagline.)
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Friday, 18 May 2012
Pictur-y :D
Which one is better?
Personally... I think the first was much simpler and perhaps better...?
Ellie... interesting. Now we have a sec 1 batch CCA blog, eh?
:D
yay :D
On to writing about rubies and bananas :D
OR
Personally... I think the first was much simpler and perhaps better...?
Ellie... interesting. Now we have a sec 1 batch CCA blog, eh?
:D
yay :D
On to writing about rubies and bananas :D
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WOBBLE JELLIES
WOBBLE JELLIES :D-- dated 18 May 2012
There was this 'advertisement' for our school and then my senior was acting in it.
And then the appearance of the wobble jelly, which really WOBBLED. And when you shake it, it would wobble and wobble and wobble.
Well, so there was something like this:
Senior 1 (the one I know): Oh look, it wobbles! *shakes jelly thingy*
Senior 2: Oh yah! *wobbles jelly*
They pause for a while, wobbling the jelly.
Senior 2: They wobble, just like your fats! *goes to poke senior 1's underarm*
Senior 1... IS NOT AMUSED.
And yes, I laughed at the troll face she portrayed.
So did everyone.
So then, I was amazed by the magical wobbling jelly and after PE, the teacher was ahem forced ahem filled with too much love for us so she bought us ice creams.
And the whole class decided to get wobbly jellies :D
And then I was wobbling the Popsicle jelly thingy all around the whole school,
And I would just stare at it and go "wobble wobble", *shakes jelly* and then start laughing.
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Yesh. So I did that to a senior (like go and do the wobbling of jelly in front of her) and she displayed the most EPIC troll face ever.
epic, epic, epic.
"IT'S ALIVE!"
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
And then Tuanny told me that we were all wobbly because we were jellies (Jonana, remember haemoBLOBbin?) And I was a blob of blubber. So we wobbled the way along.
And in the end, I just ate the jelly up and it wobbled in my stomach. :D
wobble wobble, till the very next day~
And then I was singing a parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen:
Hey, I just met you!
And this is crazy!
I have amnesia!
...
[pauses to think]
Hey, I just met you!
And this is crazy!
I have amnesia!
[pauses again, dazed look]
Hey, I just met you!
...
...
And it irritated the crap outta people :D
Lol.
And also, you know the internet memes, like:
"THIS IS SPARTA!"
and the exclusive
"I AM YOUR FATHER!"
so I joined them together, into two possibilities :
"THIS IS YOUR FATHER!" (and at that moment I was holding onto a rubber band so Niccy was like "My dad... is elastic...?" XD)
and
"I AM SPARTA!" (and I was screeching it out in the highest pitch I could reach :D)
ZOMB.
Today is so fun. So funny as well.
Internet memes XD haha.
Aww, the official last day of this semester was so fun :D
~O~
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Lame-ity streak. :D
Just trying out something new today to celebrate the temporary end of school.
...
Will upload something soon. With relations to wobbly jellies, of course. :D
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