A poem about Mary-Sues. From the "Inspiration" drawer.

It's been long since I've done anything productive.

So there. I shall pick out something from my "!nspiration" box aaaannnddddd.

._____________.

WHUT.

Conditions:

• write a poem
• about Mary-Sues
• Genre is fantasy
• There must be no sarcasm
• Use these words: "stickers" and "crab"

O.O

Do I have to?

Mary-Sue 

Mary-Sue, Mary-Sue,

all stickers and all lovely beaus.

Shall we eat steak, I moo'ed.

But fluffy ponies are so beautiful, too!

This poem makes no sense,

Oh but Mary-Sue's great at defense

Even though she's not worth ten cents--

On a totally random topic, whales jump over fences.

Mary-Sue, Mary-Sue, 

Oh how you do burn, ravishing like ponies too!

Tell me how you avoid crabs, please do.

And sip some tea while I boo!

Conclusions are always so hefty,

Even as Mary-Sue judges so fairly,

Eating a cheescake with some berries,

I'm suspecting my mind's sanity.

~END~

THAT BURNS.

IT WAS HORRIBLE.

WHY DID I EVEN WRITE THOSE CONDITIONS?

what is right and wrong? do we all know?

Whatever you do, just remember to come home.

Sarcasm is a merely a friend ((phantom friend)), that's too laid-back and self-centered.

People don't just turn into fiends overnight.

Wrong, is simply a word.

I don't know how people manage to think so complexly... It's like we're reverting back to our ancestors, becoming barbarians.

Are we progressing? Or not?

It's then I realise that society's made up of humans.

Sis and Dad are discussing right and wrong.
Dad makes a point about prisons.
Sis rebuts, agitated.
Dad says that those who don't contribute to society will have to be killed.
Sis pulls in bro.
Dad says that he will have to be killed in such circumstances.
They get to right and wrong, whether it's actually useful to imprison people when they know it's not going to help the criminals turn over a new leaf.
I eat more breakfast.
Sis makes a point about how warped society is.
Dad asks for my point of view in this matter.
I shrug.
"Well..."
Sis asks me what right and wrong is.
"They're just words."
Sis seems a little more angry.
Sis asks where I would find the definition of right and wrong.
"In the dictionary."
Sis looks really angry.

Later I ask Dad if I said something wrong.
He says no.
"I want to be a genderless alien."
"Well, okay."
"Actually, I want to be a penguin-ninja. Or a fish-giraffe hybrid. I really don't mind."
...
"I just want to be anything other than a human."
"Why?"
"People are so complex. I think aliens are simpler."
"Well, you are an alien." laugh.
"I could be, for all we know. I could even be a pencil that's been experimented on, hence having brains and being able to dream of being a human."
"We could all be pencils."
"True. Like those wobbly kinds?"
"I think I'd be mechanical."
...

I'm just not in the mood to think so much.
Humans are complex.

Nods.

rantrantrant

There's going to be only about 7 CCA sessions before the sec 4s go.

...
This is kinda sad.
Actually, very sad. Is this some kind of ritual they go through every single year?
Well--I guess they do have to prepare for finals. STILL.
And CCA is going to end so soon. So SOON.
Aaaaand, we'll be sec 2s and we will have RESPONSIBILITY.


Not very fun, to be exact.

I WILL DO ANOTHER CCA MURO DRAWING! :D
...soon.

I will miss you, Marina [Bay] :')

Project Steampunk--accelerated!!!!

On the double! :D
-will be postponed to after EOYs. WHY IS THERE BLOCK TEST 3? WHY. WHY.

I JUST DID A ((SHERLOCK)) OBSERVATION OF MARINA. I AM SO AWESOME :D

I'm a huge idiot.

I'm just grinning, still grinning. And it's really weird. :D

In my parent's room, where Dad is still snoring away and I has managed to complete the Japanese homework.

This is awesome. It's the truth--those words are still pounding in my head.

EILUN AND JERNANA ARE AWAKE.

AWAKE.

CRAZY PEOPLE.

LIKE ME.

CRAZY PEOPLE LIKE ME AWAKE.

This is bliss.

I don't know why, but I just feel so awesome. And so idiotic at the same time.
I miss all of you too :D

It's 2 in the morning, last day of hols. Sad, sad, sad. But there'll be school. And CCA.

CCA is my second family. Even school can't beat that. Even though I keep complaining about CCA, there's a part of me that'll forever think, "Hell yeah, we're awepic. We're unique, a crazy bunch of weirdos who fit together."

Even though sometimes CCA is tough and all that crap or bullshit, it's still so fun and happy. Despite all the people that make me go haywire inside and there's loads of chunks of wtf messages around my brain (we should research it one day), they make me feel complete, like I have the right to be crazy.

I'm listening to Onerepublic's "Come Home" and it makes me want to cry. Remembering all the times in P6, all those secret moments of fangirling and pretending to be someone else. I think I carried on the calm facade just because it was who I was in school.

So, come home, come home, come home.


I want to go home. I miss CCA. But I remind myself that I'm already home, in my heart.

I'm home.

NYES. I love you. :D

Clarissa
Eilun
Jerlyn
YanYan
Megan
Isabel
WuFan

Crazy ES batch of 2012. :D

I love you all so much. I really do.

Even I don't feel this much for my class (TRAITOR!!!!).

Maybe I'm just dreaming out loud.
Until then.
Come home.
Come home.
Come home.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

:D 

Dedicated to Jernana

Oh god.

I well, kinda, remembered that it was Jernana's birthday yesterday and I had somehow managed to stumble away for some unknown reason--out of my life and consciousness (I swear that stupid unicorn song managed to hypnotise me into donut land for no reason)

Okay. I kinda wanted to make up for it but I don't really know how. T.T

JERNANA! HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY! ♥♥♥

Okay, that doesn't seem as fair to Eilun... So...
Jerry, share half of it with Eilun :D

Yay~

So I created tagline for both of you~

Eilun's one: EILUN--JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED 
Jernana's one: JERNANA--THE ONLY SOLUTION

:D
yay~~~ :D
Oh yeah, some of the words are randomly highlighted to celebrate the yellowism.

So here's the cheer:

All the red, blue and purple wanna be like me,
YELLOWISM~ :D

For more yellowism, click here: YELLOWISM FRENZY

Sankiew!

Here, have a Banana-flavoured waffle :D

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Yay, now I have been magically revived...

Yesh, there will be no more failed codings!

I shall speak in-- hopefully-- good English and present to you my upcoming play.

Why, I am indeed feeling rather egoistic right now. :D
That is never a good sign, but oh, what can I do?
/egomoment/

I have really no idea what my new play is going to be called, but it may be a little crude and offending.
/stares around furtively/

Hm, but let's have a look at how it's like till now.

Cutscenes:

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

MICHAELA

What? Oh, hello, Mason.

MASON [swiftly grabs the cigarette from CATHY]

Oh, hello there. You know it isn't good for you, Cathy.

CATHY

Since when did you give a damn about me? Give me back the damned cigarette you--

MASON

What will it be this time? "Moronic idiot"? That still sounds hilarious.

CATHY [mumbling]

Filthy mongrel.

 ♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

MINDY

Aunt Caaaaaathy!

CATHY

What now, Min-Min? And I'm not deaf.

MINDY [scowls]

No more calling me that! Where's Daddy?

CATHY [in a subdued voice]

Killing people.

[aloud]

Oh, he's working.

♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫

Okay, that's it.

I can't reveal any more of the failure-of-a-play  them because it would spoil the whole plot and they aren't really... sensitive parts so it should be okay! :D

/realises what I said/

oh...

/shudders/

I hope that doesn't mean that the rest of the failure-of-a- play is... censored...

...

oh what have I done.

/ego crushed/

Everything is going to be "bad translator"-ed

THIS IS GOING TO BE A RANDOM POST ABOUT BAD TRANSLATORS.

Why, some people do post about "a list of guest artists".

Ahem, I have no sponsor by the way. This blog is not sponsored. I thought that was clear enough.

You, you what? I am the rightful owner of this blog, of this blog! How dare you!

What "Knights of Code"? And "Process"? Are you a robot--wait, you are a programme.

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "this kind of work"?

"On a dark and stormy night" is how we usually start our stories. But as it seem. You are not usual.

No, and I will never install it. NEVER. 

When I am--what. I am not going to install "e" or whatever it is. Also, "NEVER" rules out the possibility of actually installing whatever that crap is. T.T

Facepalm.

_________UN"BAD TRANSLATOR"-ABLE LINE_______

Okay, *glances around furtively* 

Good.

T.T

Just don't... 'palm' your computer screen in a bid to "palm page".

T.T

okay. :D

THIS IS THE 123th POST :D:D

WHEEEEEEEE

harharhar. 

This was so funny~ 

I should do this some other time. :D

Ollie~ :D

More shuffle quizzes and a touch of fanvirus :D

I'mma following Clarinet's post :D

Credits to whoever who created this template thingy :D



1. First song is my overall theme song
If I Die Young-- The Band Perry.
Uhh.... EARLY DEATH! *le gasp* But it's a nice song and it's based on an awesome poem. So I don't mind~! Now I get an excuse to buy more satin~ Ooh, silky fabric. :D


2. Second Song plays when I see my friends
Tell Your World-- Hatsune Miku. 
ZOMB. I LOVE THIS SONG :D ... am I thanking them for making me... me...? T.T 


3. Third is the wedding song
Stereo Hearts-- Gym Class Heroes.
 ... Ooh, kinky. >:D Lol, but seriously though. D'awww. The meaning is rather sweet... in a curt way. :D


4. Fourth is my travelling song while camping
(AN: LET'S GET DORA THE EXPLORER'S THEME SONG!) Karakuri Pierrot-- Hatsune Miku. D'awww, what a sweet--wait. It's such a sad song. IT MAKES NO SENSE! Hey, that means that I'm actually a puppet played by some unknown person. *le gasp* I get it! I has been used by some random unknown faceless guy! *le gasp*... KILL HIM~


5. Fifth is what plays when I destroy a horcrux
Just A Kiss-- Lady Antebellum. 
... 
Uh. So I'mma kiss the horcrux before I kill it? (Because "Saying Goodnight" can mean saying farewells to a deceased/or someone who's gonna get killed) EWW NO. What if it's like Voldy--with hairy legs? XD *inside joke*


6. Sixth is the alarm that sounds when I enter hogsmeade
Party Rock Anthem-- LMFAO Feat. Lauren Bennett and Goon Rock.
XD TROLOLOLOLOLOL! Why this song~ Is it because "EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLING"? Lol, lookie, theultimatechibifyier is here, so let's  shuffle~ I'm so honoured to have my personal anthem sung for me XD


7. Seventh (!) Song plays when the Order of the Phoenix arrives
Spice!-- Kagamine Len. 
Oh you shuffle list... Y U PICK ALL THE WEIRD SONGS? Ugh. Okay, so I'mma condense the meaning of "Spice!" into a few words: 


It's about a guy liking his sister but in order to kinda forget that love, he starts a harem. Then it ends with a vague ending that hints that...that...that... incest occurred.


... *inserts troll face* I do believe that the Order of the Phoenix is not a harem.

8. Eight song plays during the battle of hogwarts
Because Of You-- Kelly Clarkson.
No comment. Because of youuuuuuuuu~this war started, Harry, m'boy.


9. Ninth song plays when Voldemort dies (I shudder to think of the prospects of this song.)
Glad You Came-- The Wanted. 
... Yes, Harry m'boy, I am glad you came to kill off this nose-less fella. (BWAHAHAHAHA. Clarinet: The dark lord does not rely on such muggle indecisive--*gets killed*)
On the other hand, it's a really... ahemdirty/meaninglessahem song.


10. Tenth song plays over the end credits
Hirai Hirai--Hatsune Miku.

Aww. And hence. I shall insert this song over here for you to listen to :D
I'm such a nice person, eh?
If you haven't noticed, look at the picture at the top of this blog :D (below the title)

It's a really nice song and calming, apparently. I prefer the duet version of this sung with Len Kagamine and it's up to you to check it out.

CHECK IT OUT.

THE FANVIRUS WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU WILL CHECK IT OUT.

Miku X Len :D

Miku X Len :D

Miku X Len <3

MIKU X LEN

MIKU X LEN

MIKU X LEN <3<3<3<3<3

Brainwashed?

Good :D (apparently, I has been brainwashed to this extent as well~)

Here's a warning: Do not click if you're allergic to Anti- Rin X Len :D 

Or if you're allergic to rabid fangirling and illogical reasoning :D

Post-it ノート: imma very waffley waffle

bwahahaha...

i has a chinese blog now so whenever i feel like typing in chinese, i'll be able to organise my... stuff.

...

aargh.

i'm tired and just so sleepy. 

if someone who raps is called a 'rapper', then is someone who is strange called a 'stranger'? 

okay, so that was lame.

bwahahahahaha.

to all seniors (whether i know you or not), 

i secretly stalk you all the time. especially you, tennis ball and the jelly person.

...

if you believed that, it's the same as believing that i'm in gymnastics and is considering whether to take up a second cca (track and field).

and i'm not the one who stalks the tennis ball, angie. 

go marry a tennis ball! bwahahahahaha. 

-inserts whale laughter-

this post is neither productive nor serious. it's too friggin waffle-ish and stupid and crappy and very unproductive and meaningless. 

WOBBLE JELLIES

WOBBLE JELLIES :D-- dated 18 May 2012

There was this 'advertisement' for our school and then my senior was acting in it.

And then the appearance of the wobble jelly, which really WOBBLED. And when you shake it, it would wobble and wobble and wobble.

Well, so there was something like this:

Senior 1 (the one I know): Oh look, it wobbles! *shakes jelly thingy*

Senior 2: Oh yah! *wobbles jelly*

They pause for a while, wobbling the jelly.

Senior 2: They wobble, just like your fats! *goes to poke senior 1's underarm* 

Senior 1... IS NOT AMUSED.

And yes, I laughed at the troll face she portrayed.

So did everyone.

So then, I was amazed by the magical wobbling jelly and after PE, the teacher was ahem forced ahem filled with too much love for us so she bought us ice creams.

And the whole class decided to get wobbly jellies :D

And then I was wobbling the Popsicle jelly thingy all around the whole school,

And I would just stare at it and go "wobble wobble", *shakes jelly* and then start laughing.

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Yesh. So I did that to a senior (like go and do the wobbling of jelly in front of her) and she displayed the most EPIC troll face ever.

epic, epic, epic.

"IT'S ALIVE!"

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

And then Tuanny told me that we were all wobbly because we were jellies (Jonana, remember haemoBLOBbin?) And I was a blob of blubber. So we wobbled the way along.

And in the end, I just ate the jelly up and it wobbled in my stomach. :D

wobble wobble, till the very next day~

And then I was singing a parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen:

Hey, I just met you!

And this is crazy!

I have amnesia!

... 

[pauses to think]

Hey, I just met you!

And this is crazy!

I have amnesia!

[pauses again, dazed look]

Hey, I just met you!

...

...

And it irritated the crap outta people :D 

Lol. 

And also, you know the internet memes, like:

"THIS IS SPARTA!"

and the exclusive

"I AM YOUR FATHER!"

so I joined them together, into two possibilities :

"THIS IS YOUR FATHER!" (and at that moment I was holding onto a rubber band so Niccy was like "My dad... is elastic...?" XD)

and 

"I AM SPARTA!" (and I was screeching it out in the highest pitch I could reach :D)

ZOMB.

Today is so fun. So funny as well. 

Internet memes XD haha. 

Aww, the official last day of this semester was so fun :D 

~O~

Post-it ノート: NYAN CAT. :D

Listening to Nyancat--the one hour version. I think I'll listen to it as I do my Math homework :D

Challenge accepted. Maybe I'll listen to the 10 hour one...
not.

Post-it ノート: notes to people and fluffies :D

AWWWW. 

Cute little ponies/llamas/ whatever they are.

I want to snuggle them~ *w*

Standing in a line, some of them have their heads high~

Samantha. 

I figured out your birthday. 14 July, right?

MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

Now I can bombard your class whiteboard on that day~

And give you something too~ :D

My lovely Honey-BEAR-dger :D

I wants to squish you!

And Alice,

Apologies, but you caught me when I was

At a state of hyperness and over fangirlingness

And you were the squishest thing I saw so--

AWW

I hope I didn't frighten you or anything. :D

Meggi, thanks for that marshmallow :D

Umm, Tennis ball... thanks for not appearing in my vision today...?

And 表姐, I know it was really, really sudden that I called you :D

And especially just to ask for Samantha's birthday :3 

Ohgosh I love you :D <3 for bearing with my randomness :D:D:D

And Clarinet, you never fail to make me laugh like siao. 

LOL, you guys :D

~O~

Dedicated to a Tennis ball

I just wrote a crappy song.
Crappy, but still.

This is dedicated to a tennis ball :D
...
...
...
To be sung to the tune of Friday(chorus) by Rebecca Black:

She's a tennis ball, tennis ball,
boing boing in the daylight.
like jellies, she wobbles--wobble boingboing wobble.
Tennis ball, tennis ball,
boing boing here and there~
Everywhere she's boing-ing,
here and there :D

________End of awesomeness__________

I know how awesome it is. Jerry, maybe we could write the whole song out :D
lalalalalala.

Oh, the tennis ball = the boxer

sifted through all of my blog posts and realised that most of the writings there are crapcrapcrap.
=3= bleh. i feel so ashamed. *hides in corner*

but hopefully, hopefully, i have made some progress from those fluffy fluffy fluffy crap :D

because... beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 

i'm wondering whether to upload the draft copy of 'iridescent' that i wrote for school =3=

Fear of the month (April)

A

Acrophobia--fear of heights

Ablutophobia-- fear of bathing, washing or cleaning

Anthropophobia --type of social fear (fear of people)

All these were chosen through a fruit machine :D

Let's start writing~ :D

Even tho I say it's "Of the Month", it may be irregular :D

tralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Post-it ノート: Lol you, Jerry

I was back from reading Jerry's blog, trying to figure out the mysterious url. And then I saw the one that I was looking for...

a frenzy of bananas.
T3T
佩服，佩服！

She made me laugh like mad, as if I wasn't.
YOU AWESOME BANANA : D
*randomly doodles a banana and pastes it on Jerry's head.*

Ollie