We're just a condensed version of the Mad Hatter, sarcasm in its entire beauty and cracked-up lines of humour.

Sarcasm.

Noun: The use of irony to mock people or convey contempt

People are hypocritical. Yes, please do get that into your mind before we proceed any further.

Hypocritical.

a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles

We all have that time, when we get an A for a test and someone else fails it. And when we do compare marks, don't we all go, 

"Oh... Uh, I didn't do as well, I mean, you'll be able to do it better next time?"

When deep in our hearts, we are secretly happy that we managed to top the class and prove ourselves to be smarter than most. 

People are hypocritical. 

Why?

Because we are humans. Humans have emotions. (check.) Humans do crave for companionship. (check) Humans are easily--quite easily-- pressured, or conditioned to a certain type of behaviour. (check) 

And that is why, because we crave so much for companionship and because society dictates us to score well and be the 'best' of everything (most importantly, exams), we turn so complex. We think that scoring well in examinations is a good thing and it will earn respect, which may lead to appreciation and ultimately, companionship. 

But society, is after all, made up of humans. This is an interesting observation.

Much like prejudice--people crave companionship. It's all like a domino effect. Someone (A) hates a peculiar behaviour of a person. A spreads it to B, and because B wants A as a friend, B goes all, "YEAH" and they corrupt more minds of people (twenty-six letters in the alphabet, all waiting to crumble).

So there.

It's rather funny, so... intriguing that humans are the core of this entire complex and frustrating society. That humans love to do these silly things. That we actually--I'm not even sure--have a brain, like one that functions properly and generates ideas, generates all kinds of...

I'm pretty amazed by the human brain, sorry.

So there, I'm sure we're all hypocrites. Nothing to be ashamed of. 7 billion plus minus people are out there with you, dear :D

Yours,

a hypocrite.